plutoandpersephone:

[removes fleece in a threatening manner]

plutoandpersephone:

[removes fleece in a threatening manner]

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

nbcdevotee:

Could either of you be any more adorable

nbcdevotee:

Could either of you be any more adorable

youresosolid:

Fakkin’ lahndan rahhks

youresosolid:

Fakkin’ lahndan rahhks

trugazi:

can’t wait to own dogs with u

vvhitehouse:

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

  • instant cute outfit with minimal effort
  • it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
  • sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
  • u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road


bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

phatamy:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket