my worst nightmare would be someone hacking me and changing my theme to
2005. Bill and Andy’s first episode. Crying/laughing.
Bill Hader for GQ, May 2013
Bill Hader for GQ
So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”
I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:
“Because I’m full of bees”
I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.