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kanyewesticle:

my worst nightmare would be someone hacking me and changing my theme to

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deathbyhader:

2005. Bill and Andy’s first episode. Crying/laughing.
deathbyhader:

2005. Bill and Andy’s first episode. Crying/laughing.
deathbyhader:

2005. Bill and Andy’s first episode. Crying/laughing.
deathbyhader:

2005. Bill and Andy’s first episode. Crying/laughing.

deathbyhader:

2005. Bill and Andy’s first episode. Crying/laughing.

Bill Hader for GQ, May 2013

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Bill Hader for GQ

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jennstarkid:

tastefullyoffensive:

Reversed cotton candy eating.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

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bulletbakas:

So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”

I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:

“Because I’m full of bees”

I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.

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