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my worst nightmare would be someone hacking me and changing my theme to
Bill Hader for GQ, May 2013
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Bill Hader for GQ
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Reversed cotton candy eating.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
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So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”
I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:
“Because I’m full of bees”
I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.
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